Long awaited double album released on Harvey Records on February 11th 2013 (distributed by Cargo).

Wake up from the paranoid dreams and premonitions of A BETTER OFFER

And then before you’ve even reached the wardrobe you’re putting on the national dress
…It suits you… and you wear unhappiness and that’s CRUEL BRITANNIA Featuring the joyous horns of Terry Edwards (Tindersticks, scapegoats)

Find out the real reason why dogs tend to look like their owners on MY LIFE AS A DOG IN A PIGSTY

Sing along in praise of the sea bass loving (pan fried) non fashion conscious Lifeboat man
while he battles daily against the tides (and chronic indigestion) HAIL THE LIFEBOATMAN (a CARTOON SERIES WAITING TO HAPPEN)

Back in time for the shimmering disco ball hometown lament of AND EVEN NOW

And the relocation of Bobby Womack’s HARRY HIPPIE To Kingston upon Thames

and while the MOLLECODDLED LAUGH

You’ll hear the shovel and pickaxe led tale of the hard drinking hard grafting Irish men who built the roads and motorways of England in the snappily titled
THE LIFE AND NOT ENTIRELY UNEVENTFUL TIMES OF A MC ALPINE FUSILLIER

Via the gut spilling false redemption of your TV TEARS

And the Sly Stone inspired celebration of heartbreak that is GARY GLITTER FAN CONVENTION

We’ll reach the anti talent show mentality of DON’T WRITE A SONG (Featuring London’s poet laureate Johny Brown (Holy Joy) as the Birdman of wormwood scrubs)

And as the heartfelt message of THE WOUNDED once again Goes unheeded

we’ll console ourselves in the simple pleasure’s to be had from of a pair of YOUR LEATHER BOOTS

It’s not EVERYONE’S CUP OF TEA …’’oh yes it is’’

And that's just CD1....

Order it here .... www.amazon.co.uk/Everyones-Cup-Of-Tea/dp/B00AKQR5O8





Inner sleeve of CD